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HILL CLIMB RACING

One of the most addictive and entertaining physics based driving game ever made for Android! And it's free!

Meet Newton Bill, the young aspiring uphill racer. He is about to embark on a journey that takes him to where no ride has ever been before. With little respect to the laws of physics, Newton Bill will not rest until he has conquered the highest hills up on the moon!

Face the challenges of unique hill climbing environments with many different cars. Gain bonuses from daring tricks and collect coins to upgrade your car and reach even higher distances. Watch out though - Bill's stout neck is not what it used to be when he was a kid! And his good ol' gasoline crematorium will easily run out of fuel.

Features:
- 10 different vehicles with unique upgrades (many different vehicles: bike, truck, jeep, tank etc)
- Upgradeable parts include engine, suspension, tires and 4WD
- 11 stages with levels to reach in each (Countryside, Desert, Arctic and the Moon! +++)
- Share your score with a screenshot with your friends!
- Cool graphics and smooth physics simulation
- Designed to look good on low resolution and high resolution devices (incl. tablets)
- Real turbo sound when you upgrade your engine!

REAL FOOTBALL 2013

The newest edition of the free soccer simulation is back to score another win for the franchise with a whole new set of moves. Take part in the most immersive free soccer simulation and show that you are the best on the pitch. Reinforce your team of champions by developing your club’s facilities, hiring new staff members, dealing with sponsors and more. Join world soccer champions like our cover athlete, Falcao, on the pitch. 

YOU ARE SOCCER, YOU ARE REAL SOCCER! 

LEAD YOUR CLUB TO THE TOP Take control of your team on the field during league games or cup games. Starting with a rookie team, you’ll need to improve your players’ abilities to reach the top league and compete against the best teams in the world for the championship and the cup.

REALISM PUSHED FURTHER For the first time in Real Soccer games, see names and portraits of over 3,000 top Euro and international champions thanks to the official FIFA Pro licence. Updates for the application will keep your game up to date with the most recent player transfers and roster changes. 

DEVELOP YOUR CLUB The best teams in the world have the most modern facilities. It's time to be a good fantasy manager. Get your players in shape by developing your training grounds to increase your players’ physical, technical and tactical skills as a real manager. Earn more money and attract fans by expanding your stadium, filling it with shops and signing big-name sponsors. 

THE MOST IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE Smooth and realistic graphics make every player come to life on your screen during games. Witness over 700 motion-capture animations as you take on an improved AI for a TV-like experience of games with spectacular effects and cutscenes. It's just like watching real sports! RS13 is a free simulation sport game in which you'll be able to win a league or cup championship, play with world champions, be a manager of a fantasy team, and more. 

We're bringing you a real, free fantasy simulation and a comprehensive manager game, all in one soccer package. 

Whether you like soccer simulations, fantasy manager games or you're simply a fan of the sport, this free game is for you.